I voted greasy, but just because there was no creepy option. LOL I love him as Jack Sparrow, but only because he's funny -- not sexy. JMO. He totally freaked me out as Willie Wonka, and Edward Scissorhands left me with a similar feeling. He's a good actor, though; I'll give him that.
I put sexy because he's somewhere between sexy and just there. He's not my top 10 (well, as Jack Sparrow he's pretty close, which is weird since I don't like guys in make up! LOL!).
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